Adebimpe The Facbook Girl Season3 Ep4

After few minutes of soliloquies, I looked up to the wall and the time was few minutes to 10pm. What will I do now?, I have nobody else to talk to apart from segun. I picked my phone to chat with him.

ME: sege, how you dey?

SEGE: I dey fine ooo. Hope you don dey prepare for your interview?.

ME: prepare kee?, wahala don dey ooo

SEGE: wetin happen?

ME: my uncle just called me now.

SEGE: na wetin him talk?. He say the job no sure again?

ME: he talk say the chairman dey travel tomorrow morning by 10am. So I must reach b4 8am.

SEGE: haa!!, how you go do your credentials stuffs now?

ME: I no know ooo.

SEGE: ok, there is an alternative.

ME: what is it?

SEGE: use your phone to access your mail and download them from your email and save it on your memory card.


ME: how will I print it then?

SEGE: I will come to your place very early tomorrow morning around 5:30 to give you a card reader. You will insert your memory card inside it and print the stuffs at any computer centre when you get to Ado.

ME: ok jaree. That’s ma boy

SEGE: that’s my guy too. Bimpe’s surest husband

ME: I no like am ooo.

SEGE: no worry, na me go best you on your wedding day. Lol

ME: you no well.

I logged into my mail and found my Bsc and NYsc certificates only from my sent box. I downloaded both of them. I then realised that it was only the frontpage of my Bsc result I scanned. I didn’t scanned the backpage and the bagepage has my school logo and text imprint on it just like that of the front page.

I logged in back to my whatsapp to update segun.

ME: sege

SEGE: how far guy?. You don download am.

ME: yeah, but there is a problem

SEGE: what is it?

ME: my oracle certificate wasn’t scanned along during that period.

SEGE: what about the B.sc and NYSC?

ME: I was able to retrieve those ones.

SEGE: that is cool. You can generate an excuse for the missing oracle certificate when you get there

ME: ok, but the Bsc result I downloaded doesn’t have a backpage.

SEGE: backpage as how?

ME: on our certificate. The logo of our school and some text imprints are on the back page with two colours.

SEGE: is the backpage the same for every graduates?

ME: yes, just the logo and the school name written imprinted on it.

SEGE: don’t worry. I have a guy who schooled and graduated from your school 2 years ago and serving presently. I will get intouch with him and scan the backpage of his document and send to your whatsapp before you reach Ado.

ME: **took a deep breath***, thanks jaree my guy. You are too much

SEGE: what are we friends for

ME: my mind just settle small

SEGE: start rehearsing a genuine excuse you will provide for the missing oracle certificate

ME: ok jare padi mi.

SEGUN: abeg, I wan post something on Badootv.com, we go chat later.

ME: ok, goodnite.

I slept off few minutes later until I heard a knock and a harsh voice on my door around 2am to open up or I loose my life. I thought I was dreaming, it was when the knocks and threat was getting intense that I realised that they are armed robbers.

Behold, I opened out of fear and my laptop and my Blackberry phone was carted away.

I just couldn’t cry. I was just dump and clueless.

“No doubt, Adebimpe has been going spiritual on me, I don dey suspect say this girl na Emere” I thought.

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