LIFE OF A CORPER EP28

DID YOU MISS EP27

Episode 28


I don’t know why but I had never felt so
uneasy before in my life as I opened the text
message sent from Sandra.
It read as follows ;
“Dear copper, I want to thank you for the
wonderful time and company you gave me,
you’re the first man to ever make me feel
like this… Like a woman. I wish we could
have spent more time together. Am sending
you this text message from half way around
the world now. Don’t worry, I promise to
give our child the best money can offer. My
husband and I are very grateful for act of
generosity, I hope you’ve received the credit
alert of 20million . We promise to keep this
child safe. Thanks and goodbye, and please
don’t try to track me cuz am already across
the world by now, ”
Chai I don suffer, no wonder I knew
something just didn’t add up about Sandra.
She is very beautiful, caring, good In bed
and most of all a good cook. It was pure
foolishness for me to have believed that her
so called “boyfriend” broke up with her cuz a
girl like Sandra is very hard to come across
these days.

LIFE OF CORPER EP27

DID YOU MISS EP26

Episode 27
Omoh I can’t believe I let a 7 minute quickie
spoil my day like this. Wetin I been dey think
sef? Which kind devil enter me sef?
Mtcheeeew.
When I and Juliet arrived at the school gate
after the s-x at my house and my female
colleague at the school called informing me
of the visitation from the ministry of
education, I began regretting what I did.
By now, am pretty sure that the principal
would have been looking for me everywhere
now. But sha, go no go, na me still win at
last. Now that I have finally been able to
“Sexvice” Juliet, I hope to cut off my ties
with her so as not to give Ella room to
spread rumors and gossips against me.
Juliet entered the school before me,
tactically maneuvering the gate man like she
did at first. Then few minutes later I also
followed.
As Juliet been they go, I just dey eye her
slim body with her thick nyansh. Kai! Na dis
girl wey I been think say na virgin bad like
this o, Omoh Naija girls are badt! Sha, I
shake head enter school.
I was met by my angry and furious
principal. She was really mad at me for
leaving the school premises when I
shouldn’t have. I apologised and apologized
until she finally calmed down her nerves
when I told her that I had rushed to the
nearby pharmacy shop cuz I was extremely
down with fever.
My sexcapade with Juliet
was the first and last time I had anything to
do with either Juliet nor Ella as I couldn’t
afford risking any more troubles cuz even
Ella don give me her own share of wahala.
But that never stopped me from pursuing the
other girls who gave me greenlight anyhow.
Wetin concern Agbero with overload.
I was still in school that day when a text
Message entered my phone. It was from Sandra....

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 DID YOU MISS EP25

Episode 26
ah ah!, the thing be like dream because I
kno the
room wey the sound dey come from. The
owner of
the room na one mgbeke girl wey sabi go
church
die. Her name na amaka.
No!, I can’t believe this. Juliet look me, I
look
her. Time no dey, I open my door &
windows, tell
Juliet to wait inside say I dey come. I rush
go
amaka door, place my ear for window make I
confirm say I never dey mad. I hear as she
dey
moan:
“Uuumm, eeeyy, ummm, ummmm”
Then she kon dey moan more dey talk
rubbish join
am:
“Mummy o, Mummy o, ukwo mu’ o (my
waist o)

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DID YOU MISS EP24

Episode 25

As I dey wait for Juliet, I kon dey
contemplate
whether to drop the plan. Plenty questions
just
dey flow for my head: What if person catch
as we
dey comot? What if we come back late?
What if
any staff begin find Juliet during break
(because,
na heavy crime for any student to comot
from
school compound without permission).
As I won change my mind, I see Juliet for
door:
“Sir, I’m ready. Let’s go.”
I look her innocent face, look her small
pointed
b----t:s. She dey smile. Na wa oh, God
abeg na

LIFE OF A CORPER EP24

DID YOU MISS EP23

Episode 24

Me- “….Ella’s friend, what’s your name?”
Juliet- “so you have forgotten my name
again.
How many times will I tell you my name?”
Omoh, too many girls to remember. So most
times,
I can only afford to remember the ones
whom I a
have close relationship with. Even Einstein
no fit
recall all the names I hear on a daily basis.
Me- “I’m sorry. I won’t forget again. I
promise”
Juliet- “ok o. My name is Juliet”
We became friends and Ella spotted us
talking on
a few occasions but she didn’t suspect
anything,
or so it seemed.

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DID YOU MISS EP22

 Episode 23
I sat up on my bed, confused as ever. I
started
counting my regrets, trading blames and
making a
whole lot of wishes.
I regretted making love to Ella, I blamed the
federal government for not scrapping NYSC
and I
wished I wasn’t posted to an all-girls
secondary
secondary school.
An inner being scolded me: -nigga you need
to
stop all this psychosis and face your f**king
problems!-.
E Don happen be say e Don happen. I picked
up
my phone and dialled Ella’s number:
Me- “Hello”
Ella- “Hello sir”
Me- “Is the problem really serious?”
Ella- “Yes it’s very serious o. My elder
brother

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DID YOU MISS EP21

Episode 22
I didn’t want her to c-m yet. So I stopped
and
looked her in the eyes. Her breathing was
intense:
this was war indeed. I knelt down beside
her, she
started rubbing her breas:ts with one hand
while
stroking my d--k with the other hand. I bent
down, placed my hand on one of breas;t,
tickledo
the nippl:e with the tip of my tongue and
started
sucking it gently.
I kept switching b----t:s and she kept
rubbing the
back of my head as I s----d.
Later on I dipped my middle finger in her
puss:y

LIFE OF A CORPER EP21

DID YOU MISS EP20

Episode 21
I continued my kisses and licks on her
thighs,
then proceeded to gently rubbing one of her
breas:ts. She dropped her phone and started
adjusting a little, moving down in a flat
position, knees up, both feet on the bed. I
adjusted too. I was between her thighs.
By now her towel was loose, boo:bs were
out and
bouncing but her puss:y was still covered. I
rubbed her as$ and continued with my kiss
and
licks: here and there. A notorious B.I.G’s
rhyme
from his freestyle back in ’93 hit me: “I
wanna
kiss your lips, the one between your hips”.
My
sentiments exactly. Motivated by my favorite
rapper’s rhyme, I took a bold step to reach
the

LIFE OF A CORPER EP20

DID YOU MISS EP19

Episode 20
I got home faster than flash. I met Sandra
sitting on a chair in front of my neighbor’s
kitchen. I was glad to see her, it’s been just
4
days or so but it felt like I hadn’t seen her
in a
million years. We went inside and hugged,
then
she gave me juice and some apples she
brought for
me. We talked about the past few days that
we
didn’t see each other.
She told me about how her ex (fiance
actually)
was trying to come back into her life and
how she
was doing everything possible to turn him
down.

LIFE OF A CORPER EP19

DID YOU MISS EP18

 Episode 19
As we entered my room, Sandra removed her
shirt
and jumped on the bed. I’m not a regular
smoker
and neither was Sandra but we just wanted
to
have fun. I was high as a helicopter and
just
was wanted to see what I looked like when
high.
I went for the light switch and put it on,
then I
walked to the mirror on my wall. I looked at
myself but I was too far away, It felt like
looking at yourself from a mirror 20
kilometers
away!! My se”x urge disappeared in an
instant.

LIFE OF A CORPER EP18

DID YOU MISS EP17

 Episode 18

I heard a knock around 8 pm. I knew it was
Sandra, I let her in. She brought me
beverages,
canned drinks and apples. She probably
found out
my beverage containers were empty and
decided to
buy for me. Again, I was too surprised to
say
anything… not even “thank you”. I shut the
door and stood still, just looking at her. I
remember her saying:
“Did I something wrong? I’m sorry.”
“No, no”
“Then what’s the problem?”
“I just don’t understand you”
“No. Your are the only one who understands
me

LIFE OF A CORPER EP17

DID YOU MISS EP16

Episode 17
It was David (my Guy), uju and Sandra!. I
let
them in, then i sat down on my reading
chair. Too
surprised to speak. My Guy and uju sat on
my bed
while Sandra lay on the bed, behind them.
My
room was dark except for the light from my
TV.
We all chatted about a lot of things.
We had some good jokes and Sandra was
talking
now, and she was actually very funny and
lively
too. Mostly importantly she was nasty,
really

LIFE OF A CORPER EP16

DID YOU MISS EP15

Episode 16
We all left the house and started walking
down
to the hotel. We walked in twos: I and my
Guy,
uju and Sandra. While we walked, I kept
telling
my Guy my intention of fu’cking Sandra if
she
would agree to spend the night with us.
We got to the bar, sat at a table for four and
called the waiter. We ordered for beer but to
my
greatest surprise, Sandra ordered for a red
label
wine!. There and then, I concluded that I
would

LIFE OF A CORPER EP15

DID YOU MISS EP14

Episode 15
I just adjust carry my p---k come near her
mouth.
She dey rub am small, suck am small. I tell
her
say make she do continuous sucking. As she
suck
am, she dey rub my balls. She be pro for
sucking.
Small time I tell her lie down face back, her
big
nyash just gentle for bed.
I kon put my Hand under the foam to get
cond’om na that time I realize say no be my
house be this. no con’dom dey under bed!. I
carry phone call egar, him tell me say him
con’doms dey inside him box and him. lock
am
carry the key comot go CDS visit.
Next thing I know, chinwe phone begin ring.
Na

LIFE OF A CORPER EP14

DID YOU MISS EP13

Episode 14
I sidon, stretch my leg for bed, relax my back
for
wall. Her outfit make sense: hot mini-skirt
(her
nyash wan tear the skirt!) and one multi
color
shirt. We come dey jist about how she
mistake the
address and about relationships. 10 minutes
Don
dey go, we still dey chat. I kon tell her say
make
she kon sidon with me 4 bed.
She say:
“No, I’m okay here. I didn’t come for that”
I laff. Naija girls dey funny me sometimes.
Something wey we Don discuss for phone
finish
naim this girl Don come here dey form
Rihanna.

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DID YOU MISS EP12

Episode 13
“My name is chinwe”
She dey smile. She know say her nyash Don
hook
me.
I gave her #200 say make she buy anything
wey
she want for break. She thank me comot.
She dey
ss3.
Another day she enter come meet. We gist
small.
I collect her number kon dey call her from
time
to time.

LIFE OF A CORPER EP12

DID YOU MISS EP11

Episode 12
I lie down, she climb ontop me dey kiss me.
Small
time she carry the cream pour 4 my di-ck
kon dey
lick am. I wan mad! I just lie down dey look
ceiling like Ibo man wey him container fall
inside
sea. Oboy, this woman begin dey suck my
p---k
from up to down. Sometimes, she go
swallow my
entire p---k then bring am out again. Today
na
fire.
Small time I tell her to lie down sideways
then I
wear cond’om come put my p---k for her fat
to’to

LIFE OF A CORPER EP11

DID YOU MISS EP10

Episode 11
As she enter inside to go baff, I just they
wonder
whether na thesame Mrs Ann wey strict and
everybody for school dey fear naim I dey
arrange
like this? Na wa oh. I dey watch TV dey
wait.
Around 10 minutes, she come out with
towel. her
boo”BS they shoot out.
oh lord, I don’t wanna die early…. life sweet
die.
“David, follow me”
As I dey follow am for back, her nyash just
dey

LIFE OF A CORPER EP10

DID YOU MISS EP9

Episode 10
As I reach Mrs Ann address, I call am for
phone
naim she come gate come carry me go
inside. Nice
compound, nice house with beautiful
interior. As I
enter Parlor, the first thing wey I look for na
family pictures (omoh, I need to know
whether
she get akpu-obi sons wey go beat me to
death if
them get catch me dey do nonsense with
their
mama).

LIFE OF A CORPER EP9

DID YOU MISS EP8

Episode 9
Mrs Ann jumped down from the table,
hurriedly
wore her shirt and adjusted her skirt. I
arranged
the sits and acted like I was typing
something on
her dell laptop.
The teacher came in collected the packets of
chalk and walked out. We greeted. I couldn’t
tell if there was any form of suspicion from
the
teacher… I hoped none.
After the teacher left, the VP made a joke
about