Another 9 months later, lolade had gotten admission into delta state university and resigned from work.
At first, it was difficult for me to cope without her around me due to the fact that I couldn’t get my regular sunday-sunday free punany to Bleep again, but along the line, I started thinking of a replacement.
I was coming to work one morning when I overheard one of our factory workers discussing with his friend on how he met a girl through badootv.com. Instantly, I remembered I once had an account with badootv.com which I never used for over a year.
I got to my table that day and logged on to my badootv on my phone, I checked out some girls who are closer to me.
I drafted a short romantic introductory sermon and did copy and paste to about 15 of them introducing myself and telling them to reply me with their BBM pins for a better communication.
When I got home in the evening, I checked on my account and saw a message from a girl named “Betty”. She replied my mail with her bbm pin and I added her up asap.
I checked out her pictures and they were fine and ok, she has an average height, fair in complexion, she has a little big butts with an average size oranges. We got talking along the line and she told me she is 26, based in lagos and came to vist her Grandma in Ado ekiti.
Within a 2 weeks, we became friends and we had started talking on phone and exchanging text messages. I found her so caring and loving. She would always call me like thrice a day and she would always engage me in chats.
I so much like betty and I never had any lustful thoughts towards her. I told her to visit me at home but she refused. I tried persuading her but betty won’t just agree to visit. When I saw that it wasn’t working, I told her to visit me at my work place and she refused also. She said we can only meet at an eatery. “Which kind rubbish be this na “.
I wanted to back out because other girls had also been responding to me from badootv.com
I don’t want a commitment relationship, all I want is just a Bleep-mate. But as days went by, I found myself falling inlove with betty. I was so much inlove with her that I wasn’t having the courage to ask her out so as not to ruin our friendship.
At last, we both agreed to meet at one eatery in Ado ekiti on a saturday afternoon.
On that fateful saturday, I had my bath, freshen up, put on a nice wear and proceed to the eatery. As my custom, anytime I wanted to meet any lady in a eatery, I always get there first before the lady so as to look through the glass to observe if she is coming alone or coming with hungry friends, and the moment I observed that she had friends tagged with her, I simply use the exit door so as not to embarass myself when I couldn’t foot bills.
I got to the eatery at 12 noon and gave her a call and she told me that she was on her way, I found an empty seat close to the glass and I was observing from the glass to see her when she is coming. I looked and looked for over 40minutes and I couldn’t see her. I called her phone again and she wasn’t picking up. “Haaaa!!!, abi this girl don disappoint me ni?”.
After several minutes of hopeless waiting. I went to the table and I ordered for a pie with a can of coke, I returned to my table and I was watching music videos been played on sound city and eating the pie little by little so as to sustain me till her arrival and beyond.
I was so much carried away by the music videos and I forgot that I was waiting for someone.
About 5minutes later, I saw a lady walking into the eatery, she looked so much like betty and I was convinced that she was the one and I waved at her. She saw me and she came to my side and sat down infront of me.
Betty wasn’t flashy. She wore a simple ankara gown, no heavy makeup and her hair was packed to the back and not plaited.
“Chaiii, this girl na one hungry girl oooo, she no even dey sophisticated” I thought as I was smiling and staring at her.
ME: my dearest betty, I set my eyes on you atlast.
BETTY: hmmmm, same here.
ME: **stretched forward** so, what do you care for?
**** heart beating faster make she no demand for 5 plates of chicken****
BETTY: a bottle water and probably a pie is ok.
ME: **this babe dey form for me abi?, me sef go form Porsche**, no dear, you can’t take that, let me get you a plate of rice and soft drinks.
BETTY: no, I’m purging so I don’t take soft drinks, and I just finished eating rice with grandma at home, so my tommy is filled up already.
ME: ***hmm, thank God, atleast, my money is saved** Are you sure you are ok with that?, or you think I won’t be able to foot bills **smiled***
BETTY: ***laughed*** you are so funny onihaxy. So you mean you have money to foot bills?
ME: **laughed** yes na
BETTY: don’t worry then, I will get a take away for myself, grandma, and my little sisters at home when I’m leaving here.
ME: ***chaiiii, I don die today, onihaxy!!, see how your mouth pushed you inside trouble********
== WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 22 ==
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