Sunday, 7 August 2016

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Season2 Ep1


                                                          Story was written by onihaxy

Episode 1

…………………8 weeks later.

SEGE: onihaxy, I don dey notice you all these days ooooo

ME: wetin happen? ***raised eyebrow***

SEGE: since that bimpe Dam don comot, you just dey dull this days.

ME: hmmmmmm

SEGE: this one no be the matter of “hmmmmmmm”, you sure say that girl never wash pant inside food for you?, infact, I dey suspect say she don lace her pus§y with juju.

ME: not really jaree. I just like bimpe and I keep thinking about her. I don’t know why sha.

SEGE: **** laughs loudly*** hahahahahahahahaha. My Baddest Maga ever liveth, I know say no be the girl dey worry you, na her pu$ssy, hahahahaha

****pats me on the laps and kept laughing****

ME: stop that jaree.

SEGE: hahahahahahaha. Chaii, na so her toto sweet reach??, onihaxy talk true, e be like say that girl dey give you special deliveries on bed.

ME: “segun je ka serious jaree” I just love this girl sha, I don’t know why I can’t take her off my mind.

SEGE: guy, tell me say na joke!!

ME: segun, no be joke, I don tell you something like this before?.

SEGE: ***hissed*** “ode”, instead of you to go for an H.I.V test abi na AIDS dem dey call am, you are here mourning about one Dam.

ME: you won’t understand sha.

SEGE: hahahahahaha, why won’t I understand?, e be like say you were destined to be her maga for life.

ME: no segun, I always have this feelings that the judgement we gave her was too harsh.

SEGE: and so?, “iyen o kan aye men”. That is the minimum judgement a Dam deserves,

ME: stop it jor.

SEGE: she should thank her stars that it wasn’t in the period that I was desperate to have money, I for don take her do rituals.


ME: segun haba!!!.

SEGE: na so now. I no know why you carry sword-man’s abandon Kittty-Cat for head like this?, you don dey craze oo Mr maga.

ME: segun you know what? ****adjusted my sitting position****, I keep wondering how she would get back to port-harcourt without T.fare as she didn’t have money on her.

SEGE: that one simple now, no be runs girl she be?, sebi na to sell her toto give two or three guys for bustop and make money.

ME: segun!!!!!!!!

SEGE: yes now mr maga, or patapata e, she go sell her phone to make money, maybe that’s why her number no dey go again sef?.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmm!. Oga oooo.

SEGUN : ogbeni forget matter jaree, I dey go my house to prepare for tomorrow’s work.

ME: ok jaree padi e,

SEGUN: mr maga, you no go see me off?

ME: ***frowned*** no dey call me “maga” again jor, I no like am jare.

SEGE: you dey craze, na certified maga you be. If not for me, maybe you for don sell all your properties give bimpe.

ME: na you sabi. Let me see you off.

SEGE: hahahahahahaha. If you like, kill yourself ontop one yeye bimpe ooo, you hear!!!!. Who knows?, maybe she dey ontop another d!ck right now rocking cowgirl’s style. Abi no be that girl?


ME: wetin do am?

SEGE: chaiiii, that girl fit Bleep ontop transformer ooooo.

ME: ***laughs*** segun, na you sabi, come dey go your house abeg. I will branch at your place tomorrow when I’m coming back from work.

SEGE: no wahala mr maga “hahahahaha”. My regards to adebimpe oooooo. Hahahahaha.

ME: you no well.

Segun left my house, I sat down on my chair and began to review all that happened between me and adebimpe.

After segun’s departure, I began to reason and think of why I still loved this girl despite all what she did to me, the more I think of her, the more I was lost in my thoughts. I couldn’t figure out what really could prompt such feelings.

“Could she had jazzed me?”

“Maybe segun was right sha!”

“Abi she truly laced her Kitty-Cat?”

“Abi na the waist bead she used?”

“But the judgement was harsh oo”

“But she deserved it na”

“But she is pretty and cute oo”

“What if she was flirting secretly?”

“What if I didn’t find out?”.

“Who knows if she might change?”

“Who know if she had cursed me?”

“How did she get to PH sef?”

“Abi she was killed ni?”

“Maybe she is dead at the moment?”

“Her number no dey go again”

“Even her FB has been dormant”

“But I liked that girl oooo”

“She is really smart sha”

“It takes only smart girl to play game”

I was lost in thoughts and asking myself all sort rhetorical questions and there was no one beside me to provide answers to it.

I picked my phone to check her profile on my facebook but I couldn’t see her on my friend list and search results. I tried checking again and the result was still empty. It was then that I remembered that she had blocked me on the same day segun sent her away.

I tried logging in into her account but the screen was showing “incorrect password”. **chaiii, this girl don change password sha*****

I created another facebook account and searched for her name from my new account and it was displayed, but the account was dormant for the past 5 weeks. No new update, no new uploads.

I dropped the phone and while I was still lost in my thoughts about Adebimpe, my phone was ringing, I moved closer to the bed to see who was calling and I was shocked to see the name that appeared on the screen.

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== WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 2 ==

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