Episode 1
I was posted to an eastern state. Those
three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the
worst three weeks of my life. After camping,
I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was
sent to a government girls secondary school
to do my service!!! I was beyond excited
despite the location of the school.
Omoh, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I
was just happy to be a king among women
(girls sha).
Next, I and three other coppers went to the
school to sign our acceptance letter. Omoh,
the principal come say she no want any
coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls
too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this
woman won come turn my wine to water
na? Which kain devil be dis na?.
We beg tire but d woman say we dey waste
time say her decision na final. I then told
the woman that I got a vision that God
wants me to serve in that school.
She look me laff come say among all of us,
na me she fear pass cuz her girls go pursue
me.
Wow!!!… I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle
n responsible” was her next comment. I then
gave her an innocent smile to cement her
first mistake (she wouldn’t believe I could
f**k the assistant principal). After a little
brain-washing by me (trust me na), she
accepted us and asked us to resume duty
next week Monday……
NEXT EPISODE
I was posted to an eastern state. Those
three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the
worst three weeks of my life. After camping,
I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was
sent to a government girls secondary school
to do my service!!! I was beyond excited
despite the location of the school.
Omoh, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I
was just happy to be a king among women
(girls sha).
Next, I and three other coppers went to the
school to sign our acceptance letter. Omoh,
the principal come say she no want any
coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls
too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this
woman won come turn my wine to water
na? Which kain devil be dis na?.
We beg tire but d woman say we dey waste
time say her decision na final. I then told
the woman that I got a vision that God
wants me to serve in that school.
She look me laff come say among all of us,
na me she fear pass cuz her girls go pursue
me.
Wow!!!… I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle
n responsible” was her next comment. I then
gave her an innocent smile to cement her
first mistake (she wouldn’t believe I could
f**k the assistant principal). After a little
brain-washing by me (trust me na), she
accepted us and asked us to resume duty
next week Monday……
NEXT EPISODE
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