LIFE OF A CORPER EP9

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Episode 9
Mrs Ann jumped down from the table,
hurriedly
wore her shirt and adjusted her skirt. I
arranged
the sits and acted like I was typing
something on
her dell laptop.
The teacher came in collected the packets of
chalk and walked out. We greeted. I couldn’t
tell if there was any form of suspicion from
the
teacher… I hoped none.
After the teacher left, the VP made a joke
about

me spoiling her and asked me to go back to
my
office. I went to the principal’s office first to
give a fake excuse about why I missed my
class.
Lucky me, she was always easy on me, calls
me a
quiet and responsible young man (big
mistake!).
I had Ella’s class later that day but she
acted
super normal, not even an eye contact.
Omoh, u
gaz dey fear naija girls I swear.
When school was over, I took a keke napep
going
to town and incidentally met the VP.
“Corper, where are going to?”
“Ma, I’m going to buy a few things I need”
“Things like what?”
“Numerous things ma”
I come laff (Fake laff as usual)
“Are you sure you are not going to see one
of
your girlfriends?”
“No, I don’t have time for girls”
If I hear say I no love girls … girls are the
next
best thing after money.
She asked about where I live and told me
that
she’d love to visit me sometime. No
wahala!.
She paid our t-fare and got down.
Weeks went by but there was never a right
time
for the VP to visit me. She was always nice
to me
(even before that adventure in her office)
Meanwhile, I bin dey carry other student
girls
dey pass time (relax, Tori dey come).
One Friday morning, she walked into my
office. I
forgot to mention that Mrs venny was her
very
good friend. Big irony right? Yes. Na that
time I
kon realize say birds of thesame feather no
dey
always flock together oh.
“David, will you travel this weekend?”
“No ma”
“Then you should come and spend the
weekend at
my place na”
Chai! Why this woman won cast me in front
of
Mrs Venny na?
Mrs venny come look me one suspicious
look. Oh,
I hope I don’t disappoint her.
“Ok ma. I don’t know your address oh”
Shaparly, she write down her address and 2
phone
numbers give me.
For some reason, I and Mrs venny didn’t
speak
about it, things were still normal between us
sha.
Saturday morning came. I got a call from
one hot
ss2 girl saying she wanted to come over.
Abegi, I
tell her say I no dey town. Make I save my
strength for better thing jor.
I called the VP:
“Hello ma. It’s David”
“Hey, Corper. Are you still coming?”
“Yes ma”
“when?”
“Errmm, around 1pm”
“Ok, I will be expecting you oh”
“alright”
I cut call. Check time: na 10:30 am. I made
indomie, got high on alcohol, started playing
deep
rap songs (how I love hip-hop!) till I slept
off.
I woke up around 1:30 pm. I Jumped up,
saw two
missed calls from Mrs Ann.
I dress, tidy up myself as a homeboy wey
surji,
begin dey go VP crib….
Jizos! I no even know whether she get
husband
and pikin…
One mind say make I call Mrs Venny ask
am, the
other mind say no! Na casting.
When I reach the bridge, I go cross am…

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