Episode 11
After dropping kemi’s call, I was confused on how to bail myself from the web I just entered. I had just lied and now, the lies were hunting me. I thought through and couldn’t get a possible way out.
I decided to involve segun the event planner himself on whatsapp.
ME: sege, how you dey?
SEGE: oko bimpe, oko kemi, I dey oo
ME: you no well ni
SEGE: how far?, you don call your wife?
ME: that was what I wanted to discuss with you sef
SEGE: gist me, wetin happen?
ME: the plan backfired
SEGE: how?
ME: I called her to informed her that my boss told me to come to work tomorrow bla..bla..bla……
SEGE: wetin come happen?
ME: she told me that she would come to meet me at my work place.
SEGE: heeeeeeeeee, smart counter move
ME: she said we would go out for the shopping from there. And if the shopping won’t be possible, she would collect the money and the gift you bought for her.
SEGE: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ME: tell me jor, what should I do next?
SEGE: can’t you think on your own?
ME: I couldn’t figure out any idea jor
SEGE: you no well ni.
ME: so what next?.
SEGE: ok, let me give you few ideas, then you would pick anyone out of them.
ME: ok, I’m all ears.
SEGE: first one, call her tomorrow morning, and switch off there after. Switch on the phone on sunday night. Call her and inform her that you had a flat battery.
ME: hmmmmm, nice one. Any other idea?
SEGE: here is another one. Don’t call her at all tomorrow, switch off till monday, don’t call her, wait till she calls you herself and then tell her that you were robbed and your phone was stolen.
ME: hmm mr sege!!!!!
SEGE: and here is another one. When its tomorrow morning, call her to inform her that you are going to work. And call her 2 hours later to inform her that you are travelling with your boss to somewhere to inspect a project and you don’t know when you would be back.
ME: this your small head, na so so bad things full am.
SEGE: that’s why I am referred to as the event planner.
ME: lool.
Segun and I had some moments of chats before we end it at 9:30pm.
I then sat on my bed thinking of the one to follow one of segun’s game plans.
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