Adebimpe The Facbook Girl Season5 Ep3

BIMPE: ok dear, did you miss me?

ME: ****silent****

BIMPE: onihaxy!!!!, I missed you if you don’t miss me and that’s the truth, onihaxy, we need to see and talk.

ME: see and talk?, that will be impossible.

BIMPE: oooh onihaxy, why?

ME: just taking security measures


BIMPE: as how?

ME: the last time we met one on one, I swallowed a kolanut drink.

BIMPE: onihaxy dear. Please now, shebi I have begged and begged you. I did that just to protect you. I wish you can understand me.

ME: I hear.

BIMPE: onihaxy, please, I’m begging you, I need to see you.

ME: let me check my schedule.

BIMPE: are you coming to lekki this weekend?

ME: no.

BIMPE: because you are avoiding me right?

ME: not at all, becky and I never discussed about meeting this weekend.

BIMPE: ok dear. So how do we see?

ME: let me decide first.

BIMPE: which side of mushin do you stay sef?

ME: empire area.

BIMPE: ok, which side is your workplace located?

ME: around oshodi.

BIMPE: ok, I will close early tomorrow, I will come to pick you at work and drive you home. How about that?

ME: hmmmmmmmm. No problem.

BIMPE: thanks darling, love you so much

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmmm

BIMPE: onihaxy, just try to be romantic for once now. Common!, this is unfair.

ME: ok, love you too

BIMPE: alright dear, we will talk tomorrow, bye.

***wetin she wan see me for sef?, why is she suddenly developing strange love of recent?, hmmm. onihaxy!!!!!!, na you see waahala, na you dey take hand pull am*****

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