BIMPE: ok dear, did you miss me?
ME: ****silent****
BIMPE: onihaxy!!!!, I missed you if you don’t miss me and that’s the truth, onihaxy, we need to see and talk.
ME: see and talk?, that will be impossible.
BIMPE: oooh onihaxy, why?
ME: just taking security measures
BIMPE: as how?
ME: the last time we met one on one, I swallowed a kolanut drink.
BIMPE: onihaxy dear. Please now, shebi I have begged and begged you. I did that just to protect you. I wish you can understand me.
ME: I hear.
BIMPE: onihaxy, please, I’m begging you, I need to see you.
ME: let me check my schedule.
BIMPE: are you coming to lekki this weekend?
ME: no.
BIMPE: because you are avoiding me right?
ME: not at all, becky and I never discussed about meeting this weekend.
BIMPE: ok dear. So how do we see?
ME: let me decide first.
BIMPE: which side of mushin do you stay sef?
ME: empire area.
BIMPE: ok, which side is your workplace located?
ME: around oshodi.
BIMPE: ok, I will close early tomorrow, I will come to pick you at work and drive you home. How about that?
ME: hmmmmmmmm. No problem.
BIMPE: thanks darling, love you so much
ME: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
BIMPE: onihaxy, just try to be romantic for once now. Common!, this is unfair.
ME: ok, love you too
BIMPE: alright dear, we will talk tomorrow, bye.
***wetin she wan see me for sef?, why is she suddenly developing strange love of recent?, hmmm. onihaxy!!!!!!, na you see waahala, na you dey take hand pull am*****
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