DID YOU MISS EP27
Episode 28
I don’t know why but I had never felt so
uneasy before in my life as I opened the text
message sent from Sandra.
It read as follows ;
“Dear copper, I want to thank you for the
wonderful time and company you gave me,
you’re the first man to ever make me feel
like this… Like a woman. I wish we could
have spent more time together. Am sending
you this text message from half way around
the world now. Don’t worry, I promise to
give our child the best money can offer. My
husband and I are very grateful for act of
generosity, I hope you’ve received the credit
alert of 20million . We promise to keep this
child safe. Thanks and goodbye, and please
don’t try to track me cuz am already across
the world by now, ”
Chai I don suffer, no wonder I knew
something just didn’t add up about Sandra.
She is very beautiful, caring, good In bed
and most of all a good cook. It was pure
foolishness for me to have believed that her
so called “boyfriend” broke up with her cuz a
girl like Sandra is very hard to come across
these days.
Sunday 26 March 2017
LIFE OF CORPER EP27
DID YOU MISS EP26
Episode 27
Omoh I can’t believe I let a 7 minute quickie
spoil my day like this. Wetin I been dey think
sef? Which kind devil enter me sef?
Mtcheeeew.
When I and Juliet arrived at the school gate
after the s-x at my house and my female
colleague at the school called informing me
of the visitation from the ministry of
education, I began regretting what I did.
By now, am pretty sure that the principal
would have been looking for me everywhere
now. But sha, go no go, na me still win at
last. Now that I have finally been able to
“Sexvice” Juliet, I hope to cut off my ties
with her so as not to give Ella room to
spread rumors and gossips against me.
Juliet entered the school before me,
tactically maneuvering the gate man like she
did at first. Then few minutes later I also
followed.
As Juliet been they go, I just dey eye her
slim body with her thick nyansh. Kai! Na dis
girl wey I been think say na virgin bad like
this o, Omoh Naija girls are badt! Sha, I
shake head enter school.
I was met by my angry and furious
principal. She was really mad at me for
leaving the school premises when I
shouldn’t have. I apologised and apologized
until she finally calmed down her nerves
when I told her that I had rushed to the
nearby pharmacy shop cuz I was extremely
down with fever.
My sexcapade with Juliet
was the first and last time I had anything to
do with either Juliet nor Ella as I couldn’t
afford risking any more troubles cuz even
Ella don give me her own share of wahala.
But that never stopped me from pursuing the
other girls who gave me greenlight anyhow.
Wetin concern Agbero with overload.
I was still in school that day when a text
Message entered my phone. It was from Sandra....
NEXT EPISODE
Episode 27
Omoh I can’t believe I let a 7 minute quickie
spoil my day like this. Wetin I been dey think
sef? Which kind devil enter me sef?
Mtcheeeew.
When I and Juliet arrived at the school gate
after the s-x at my house and my female
colleague at the school called informing me
of the visitation from the ministry of
education, I began regretting what I did.
By now, am pretty sure that the principal
would have been looking for me everywhere
now. But sha, go no go, na me still win at
last. Now that I have finally been able to
“Sexvice” Juliet, I hope to cut off my ties
with her so as not to give Ella room to
spread rumors and gossips against me.
Juliet entered the school before me,
tactically maneuvering the gate man like she
did at first. Then few minutes later I also
followed.
As Juliet been they go, I just dey eye her
slim body with her thick nyansh. Kai! Na dis
girl wey I been think say na virgin bad like
this o, Omoh Naija girls are badt! Sha, I
shake head enter school.
I was met by my angry and furious
principal. She was really mad at me for
leaving the school premises when I
shouldn’t have. I apologised and apologized
until she finally calmed down her nerves
when I told her that I had rushed to the
nearby pharmacy shop cuz I was extremely
down with fever.
My sexcapade with Juliet
was the first and last time I had anything to
do with either Juliet nor Ella as I couldn’t
afford risking any more troubles cuz even
Ella don give me her own share of wahala.
But that never stopped me from pursuing the
other girls who gave me greenlight anyhow.
Wetin concern Agbero with overload.
I was still in school that day when a text
Message entered my phone. It was from Sandra....
NEXT EPISODE
LIFE OF A CORPER EP26
DID YOU MISS EP25
Episode 26
ah ah!, the thing be like dream because I
kno the
room wey the sound dey come from. The
owner of
the room na one mgbeke girl wey sabi go
church
die. Her name na amaka.
No!, I can’t believe this. Juliet look me, I
look
her. Time no dey, I open my door &
windows, tell
Juliet to wait inside say I dey come. I rush
go
amaka door, place my ear for window make I
confirm say I never dey mad. I hear as she
dey
moan:
“Uuumm, eeeyy, ummm, ummmm”
Then she kon dey moan more dey talk
rubbish join
am:
“Mummy o, Mummy o, ukwo mu’ o (my
waist o)
Episode 26
ah ah!, the thing be like dream because I
kno the
room wey the sound dey come from. The
owner of
the room na one mgbeke girl wey sabi go
church
die. Her name na amaka.
No!, I can’t believe this. Juliet look me, I
look
her. Time no dey, I open my door &
windows, tell
Juliet to wait inside say I dey come. I rush
go
amaka door, place my ear for window make I
confirm say I never dey mad. I hear as she
dey
moan:
“Uuumm, eeeyy, ummm, ummmm”
Then she kon dey moan more dey talk
rubbish join
am:
“Mummy o, Mummy o, ukwo mu’ o (my
waist o)
LIFE OF A CORPER EP25
DID YOU MISS EP24
Episode 25
As I dey wait for Juliet, I kon dey
contemplate
whether to drop the plan. Plenty questions
just
dey flow for my head: What if person catch
as we
dey comot? What if we come back late?
What if
any staff begin find Juliet during break
(because,
na heavy crime for any student to comot
from
school compound without permission).
As I won change my mind, I see Juliet for
door:
“Sir, I’m ready. Let’s go.”
I look her innocent face, look her small
pointed
b----t:s. She dey smile. Na wa oh, God
abeg na
Episode 25
As I dey wait for Juliet, I kon dey
contemplate
whether to drop the plan. Plenty questions
just
dey flow for my head: What if person catch
as we
dey comot? What if we come back late?
What if
any staff begin find Juliet during break
(because,
na heavy crime for any student to comot
from
school compound without permission).
As I won change my mind, I see Juliet for
door:
“Sir, I’m ready. Let’s go.”
I look her innocent face, look her small
pointed
b----t:s. She dey smile. Na wa oh, God
abeg na
LIFE OF A CORPER EP24
DID YOU MISS EP23
Episode 24
Me- “….Ella’s friend, what’s your name?”
Juliet- “so you have forgotten my name
again.
How many times will I tell you my name?”
Omoh, too many girls to remember. So most
times,
I can only afford to remember the ones
whom I a
have close relationship with. Even Einstein
no fit
recall all the names I hear on a daily basis.
Me- “I’m sorry. I won’t forget again. I
promise”
Juliet- “ok o. My name is Juliet”
We became friends and Ella spotted us
talking on
a few occasions but she didn’t suspect
anything,
or so it seemed.
Episode 24
Me- “….Ella’s friend, what’s your name?”
Juliet- “so you have forgotten my name
again.
How many times will I tell you my name?”
Omoh, too many girls to remember. So most
times,
I can only afford to remember the ones
whom I a
have close relationship with. Even Einstein
no fit
recall all the names I hear on a daily basis.
Me- “I’m sorry. I won’t forget again. I
promise”
Juliet- “ok o. My name is Juliet”
We became friends and Ella spotted us
talking on
a few occasions but she didn’t suspect
anything,
or so it seemed.
LIFE OF A CORPER EP23
DID YOU MISS EP22
Episode 23
I sat up on my bed, confused as ever. I
started
counting my regrets, trading blames and
making a
whole lot of wishes.
I regretted making love to Ella, I blamed the
federal government for not scrapping NYSC
and I
wished I wasn’t posted to an all-girls
secondary
secondary school.
An inner being scolded me: -nigga you need
to
stop all this psychosis and face your f**king
problems!-.
E Don happen be say e Don happen. I picked
up
my phone and dialled Ella’s number:
Me- “Hello”
Ella- “Hello sir”
Me- “Is the problem really serious?”
Ella- “Yes it’s very serious o. My elder
brother
Episode 23
I sat up on my bed, confused as ever. I
started
counting my regrets, trading blames and
making a
whole lot of wishes.
I regretted making love to Ella, I blamed the
federal government for not scrapping NYSC
and I
wished I wasn’t posted to an all-girls
secondary
secondary school.
An inner being scolded me: -nigga you need
to
stop all this psychosis and face your f**king
problems!-.
E Don happen be say e Don happen. I picked
up
my phone and dialled Ella’s number:
Me- “Hello”
Ella- “Hello sir”
Me- “Is the problem really serious?”
Ella- “Yes it’s very serious o. My elder
brother
LIFE OF A CORPER EP22
DID YOU MISS EP21
Episode 22
I didn’t want her to c-m yet. So I stopped
and
looked her in the eyes. Her breathing was
intense:
this was war indeed. I knelt down beside
her, she
started rubbing her breas:ts with one hand
while
stroking my d--k with the other hand. I bent
down, placed my hand on one of breas;t,
tickledo
the nippl:e with the tip of my tongue and
started
sucking it gently.
I kept switching b----t:s and she kept
rubbing the
back of my head as I s----d.
Later on I dipped my middle finger in her
puss:y
Episode 22
I didn’t want her to c-m yet. So I stopped
and
looked her in the eyes. Her breathing was
intense:
this was war indeed. I knelt down beside
her, she
started rubbing her breas:ts with one hand
while
stroking my d--k with the other hand. I bent
down, placed my hand on one of breas;t,
tickledo
the nippl:e with the tip of my tongue and
started
sucking it gently.
I kept switching b----t:s and she kept
rubbing the
back of my head as I s----d.
Later on I dipped my middle finger in her
puss:y
LIFE OF A CORPER EP21
DID YOU MISS EP20
Episode 21
I continued my kisses and licks on her
thighs,
then proceeded to gently rubbing one of her
breas:ts. She dropped her phone and started
adjusting a little, moving down in a flat
position, knees up, both feet on the bed. I
adjusted too. I was between her thighs.
By now her towel was loose, boo:bs were
out and
bouncing but her puss:y was still covered. I
rubbed her as$ and continued with my kiss
and
licks: here and there. A notorious B.I.G’s
rhyme
from his freestyle back in ’93 hit me: “I
wanna
kiss your lips, the one between your hips”.
My
sentiments exactly. Motivated by my favorite
rapper’s rhyme, I took a bold step to reach
the
Episode 21
I continued my kisses and licks on her
thighs,
then proceeded to gently rubbing one of her
breas:ts. She dropped her phone and started
adjusting a little, moving down in a flat
position, knees up, both feet on the bed. I
adjusted too. I was between her thighs.
By now her towel was loose, boo:bs were
out and
bouncing but her puss:y was still covered. I
rubbed her as$ and continued with my kiss
and
licks: here and there. A notorious B.I.G’s
rhyme
from his freestyle back in ’93 hit me: “I
wanna
kiss your lips, the one between your hips”.
My
sentiments exactly. Motivated by my favorite
rapper’s rhyme, I took a bold step to reach
the
LIFE OF A CORPER EP20
DID YOU MISS EP19
Episode 20
I got home faster than flash. I met Sandra
sitting on a chair in front of my neighbor’s
kitchen. I was glad to see her, it’s been just
4
days or so but it felt like I hadn’t seen her
in a
million years. We went inside and hugged,
then
she gave me juice and some apples she
brought for
me. We talked about the past few days that
we
didn’t see each other.
She told me about how her ex (fiance
actually)
was trying to come back into her life and
how she
was doing everything possible to turn him
down.
Episode 20
I got home faster than flash. I met Sandra
sitting on a chair in front of my neighbor’s
kitchen. I was glad to see her, it’s been just
4
days or so but it felt like I hadn’t seen her
in a
million years. We went inside and hugged,
then
she gave me juice and some apples she
brought for
me. We talked about the past few days that
we
didn’t see each other.
She told me about how her ex (fiance
actually)
was trying to come back into her life and
how she
was doing everything possible to turn him
down.
LIFE OF A CORPER EP19
DID YOU MISS EP18
Episode 19
As we entered my room, Sandra removed her
shirt
and jumped on the bed. I’m not a regular
smoker
and neither was Sandra but we just wanted
to
have fun. I was high as a helicopter and
just
was wanted to see what I looked like when
high.
I went for the light switch and put it on,
then I
walked to the mirror on my wall. I looked at
myself but I was too far away, It felt like
looking at yourself from a mirror 20
kilometers
away!! My se”x urge disappeared in an
instant.
Episode 19
As we entered my room, Sandra removed her
shirt
and jumped on the bed. I’m not a regular
smoker
and neither was Sandra but we just wanted
to
have fun. I was high as a helicopter and
just
was wanted to see what I looked like when
high.
I went for the light switch and put it on,
then I
walked to the mirror on my wall. I looked at
myself but I was too far away, It felt like
looking at yourself from a mirror 20
kilometers
away!! My se”x urge disappeared in an
instant.
LIFE OF A CORPER EP18
DID YOU MISS EP17
Episode 18
I heard a knock around 8 pm. I knew it was
Sandra, I let her in. She brought me
beverages,
canned drinks and apples. She probably
found out
my beverage containers were empty and
decided to
buy for me. Again, I was too surprised to
say
anything… not even “thank you”. I shut the
door and stood still, just looking at her. I
remember her saying:
“Did I something wrong? I’m sorry.”
“No, no”
“Then what’s the problem?”
“I just don’t understand you”
“No. Your are the only one who understands
me
Episode 18
I heard a knock around 8 pm. I knew it was
Sandra, I let her in. She brought me
beverages,
canned drinks and apples. She probably
found out
my beverage containers were empty and
decided to
buy for me. Again, I was too surprised to
say
anything… not even “thank you”. I shut the
door and stood still, just looking at her. I
remember her saying:
“Did I something wrong? I’m sorry.”
“No, no”
“Then what’s the problem?”
“I just don’t understand you”
“No. Your are the only one who understands
me
LIFE OF A CORPER EP17
DID YOU MISS EP16
Episode 17
It was David (my Guy), uju and Sandra!. I
let
them in, then i sat down on my reading
chair. Too
surprised to speak. My Guy and uju sat on
my bed
while Sandra lay on the bed, behind them.
My
room was dark except for the light from my
TV.
We all chatted about a lot of things.
We had some good jokes and Sandra was
talking
now, and she was actually very funny and
lively
too. Mostly importantly she was nasty,
really
Episode 17
It was David (my Guy), uju and Sandra!. I
let
them in, then i sat down on my reading
chair. Too
surprised to speak. My Guy and uju sat on
my bed
while Sandra lay on the bed, behind them.
My
room was dark except for the light from my
TV.
We all chatted about a lot of things.
We had some good jokes and Sandra was
talking
now, and she was actually very funny and
lively
too. Mostly importantly she was nasty,
really
LIFE OF A CORPER EP16
DID YOU MISS EP15
Episode 16
We all left the house and started walking
down
to the hotel. We walked in twos: I and my
Guy,
uju and Sandra. While we walked, I kept
telling
my Guy my intention of fu’cking Sandra if
she
would agree to spend the night with us.
We got to the bar, sat at a table for four and
called the waiter. We ordered for beer but to
my
greatest surprise, Sandra ordered for a red
label
wine!. There and then, I concluded that I
would
Episode 16
We all left the house and started walking
down
to the hotel. We walked in twos: I and my
Guy,
uju and Sandra. While we walked, I kept
telling
my Guy my intention of fu’cking Sandra if
she
would agree to spend the night with us.
We got to the bar, sat at a table for four and
called the waiter. We ordered for beer but to
my
greatest surprise, Sandra ordered for a red
label
wine!. There and then, I concluded that I
would
LIFE OF A CORPER EP15
DID YOU MISS EP14
Episode 15
I just adjust carry my p---k come near her
mouth.
She dey rub am small, suck am small. I tell
her
say make she do continuous sucking. As she
suck
am, she dey rub my balls. She be pro for
sucking.
Small time I tell her lie down face back, her
big
nyash just gentle for bed.
I kon put my Hand under the foam to get
cond’om na that time I realize say no be my
house be this. no con’dom dey under bed!. I
carry phone call egar, him tell me say him
con’doms dey inside him box and him. lock
am
carry the key comot go CDS visit.
Next thing I know, chinwe phone begin ring.
Na
Episode 15
I just adjust carry my p---k come near her
mouth.
She dey rub am small, suck am small. I tell
her
say make she do continuous sucking. As she
suck
am, she dey rub my balls. She be pro for
sucking.
Small time I tell her lie down face back, her
big
nyash just gentle for bed.
I kon put my Hand under the foam to get
cond’om na that time I realize say no be my
house be this. no con’dom dey under bed!. I
carry phone call egar, him tell me say him
con’doms dey inside him box and him. lock
am
carry the key comot go CDS visit.
Next thing I know, chinwe phone begin ring.
Na
LIFE OF A CORPER EP14
DID YOU MISS EP13
Episode 14
I sidon, stretch my leg for bed, relax my back
for
wall. Her outfit make sense: hot mini-skirt
(her
nyash wan tear the skirt!) and one multi
color
shirt. We come dey jist about how she
mistake the
address and about relationships. 10 minutes
Don
dey go, we still dey chat. I kon tell her say
make
she kon sidon with me 4 bed.
She say:
“No, I’m okay here. I didn’t come for that”
I laff. Naija girls dey funny me sometimes.
Something wey we Don discuss for phone
finish
naim this girl Don come here dey form
Rihanna.
Episode 14
I sidon, stretch my leg for bed, relax my back
for
wall. Her outfit make sense: hot mini-skirt
(her
nyash wan tear the skirt!) and one multi
color
shirt. We come dey jist about how she
mistake the
address and about relationships. 10 minutes
Don
dey go, we still dey chat. I kon tell her say
make
she kon sidon with me 4 bed.
She say:
“No, I’m okay here. I didn’t come for that”
I laff. Naija girls dey funny me sometimes.
Something wey we Don discuss for phone
finish
naim this girl Don come here dey form
Rihanna.
LIFE OF A CORPER EP13
DID YOU MISS EP12
Episode 13
“My name is chinwe”
She dey smile. She know say her nyash Don
hook
me.
I gave her #200 say make she buy anything
wey
she want for break. She thank me comot.
She dey
ss3.
Another day she enter come meet. We gist
small.
I collect her number kon dey call her from
time
to time.
Episode 13
“My name is chinwe”
She dey smile. She know say her nyash Don
hook
me.
I gave her #200 say make she buy anything
wey
she want for break. She thank me comot.
She dey
ss3.
Another day she enter come meet. We gist
small.
I collect her number kon dey call her from
time
to time.
LIFE OF A CORPER EP12
DID YOU MISS EP11
Episode 12
I lie down, she climb ontop me dey kiss me.
Small
time she carry the cream pour 4 my di-ck
kon dey
lick am. I wan mad! I just lie down dey look
ceiling like Ibo man wey him container fall
inside
sea. Oboy, this woman begin dey suck my
p---k
from up to down. Sometimes, she go
swallow my
entire p---k then bring am out again. Today
na
fire.
Small time I tell her to lie down sideways
then I
wear cond’om come put my p---k for her fat
to’to
Episode 12
I lie down, she climb ontop me dey kiss me.
Small
time she carry the cream pour 4 my di-ck
kon dey
lick am. I wan mad! I just lie down dey look
ceiling like Ibo man wey him container fall
inside
sea. Oboy, this woman begin dey suck my
p---k
from up to down. Sometimes, she go
swallow my
entire p---k then bring am out again. Today
na
fire.
Small time I tell her to lie down sideways
then I
wear cond’om come put my p---k for her fat
to’to
LIFE OF A CORPER EP11
DID YOU MISS EP10
Episode 11
As she enter inside to go baff, I just they
wonder
whether na thesame Mrs Ann wey strict and
everybody for school dey fear naim I dey
arrange
like this? Na wa oh. I dey watch TV dey
wait.
Around 10 minutes, she come out with
towel. her
boo”BS they shoot out.
oh lord, I don’t wanna die early…. life sweet
die.
“David, follow me”
As I dey follow am for back, her nyash just
dey
Episode 11
As she enter inside to go baff, I just they
wonder
whether na thesame Mrs Ann wey strict and
everybody for school dey fear naim I dey
arrange
like this? Na wa oh. I dey watch TV dey
wait.
Around 10 minutes, she come out with
towel. her
boo”BS they shoot out.
oh lord, I don’t wanna die early…. life sweet
die.
“David, follow me”
As I dey follow am for back, her nyash just
dey
LIFE OF A CORPER EP10
DID YOU MISS EP9
Episode 10
As I reach Mrs Ann address, I call am for
phone
naim she come gate come carry me go
inside. Nice
compound, nice house with beautiful
interior. As I
enter Parlor, the first thing wey I look for na
family pictures (omoh, I need to know
whether
she get akpu-obi sons wey go beat me to
death if
them get catch me dey do nonsense with
their
mama).
Episode 10
As I reach Mrs Ann address, I call am for
phone
naim she come gate come carry me go
inside. Nice
compound, nice house with beautiful
interior. As I
enter Parlor, the first thing wey I look for na
family pictures (omoh, I need to know
whether
she get akpu-obi sons wey go beat me to
death if
them get catch me dey do nonsense with
their
mama).
LIFE OF A CORPER EP9
DID YOU MISS EP8
Episode 9
Mrs Ann jumped down from the table,
hurriedly
wore her shirt and adjusted her skirt. I
arranged
the sits and acted like I was typing
something on
her dell laptop.
The teacher came in collected the packets of
chalk and walked out. We greeted. I couldn’t
tell if there was any form of suspicion from
the
teacher… I hoped none.
After the teacher left, the VP made a joke
about
Episode 9
Mrs Ann jumped down from the table,
hurriedly
wore her shirt and adjusted her skirt. I
arranged
the sits and acted like I was typing
something on
her dell laptop.
The teacher came in collected the packets of
chalk and walked out. We greeted. I couldn’t
tell if there was any form of suspicion from
the
teacher… I hoped none.
After the teacher left, the VP made a joke
about
LIFE OF A CORPER EP8
DID YOU MISS EP7
Episode 8
Before I left for the VP’s office, I told Mrs
venny that I was going to see the VP. I and
Mrs.
venny shared everything, we were really
good
friends but I didn’t hint her that the VP
might
want to flirt with me (I dey mad!?) cuz she
would advice me against it. Mrs venny was
like a
combination of holy Mary’s heart and Mona
Lisa’s body. I had great love for this woman
and
she cared about me too.
Till this day, I still haven’t seen a woman
that
Episode 8
Before I left for the VP’s office, I told Mrs
venny that I was going to see the VP. I and
Mrs.
venny shared everything, we were really
good
friends but I didn’t hint her that the VP
might
want to flirt with me (I dey mad!?) cuz she
would advice me against it. Mrs venny was
like a
combination of holy Mary’s heart and Mona
Lisa’s body. I had great love for this woman
and
she cared about me too.
Till this day, I still haven’t seen a woman
that
LIFE OF A CORPER EP7
DID YOU MISS EP6
Episode 7
I obey like small pikin, closed my eyes dey
wait
(hope say this girl no wan use knife cut off
my
tin oh, cuz naija girls can be funny at
times).
omoh, next thing I felt was a soft kiss on
forehead down to my lips, neck, chest ,
stomach
(I dey pray make she no stop) then she
pulled out
my di-ck and stroked it then started sucking
it
ike a vacuum cleaner… slowly.
very good bad girl. haha. she would suck it
dry,
Episode 7
I obey like small pikin, closed my eyes dey
wait
(hope say this girl no wan use knife cut off
my
tin oh, cuz naija girls can be funny at
times).
omoh, next thing I felt was a soft kiss on
forehead down to my lips, neck, chest ,
stomach
(I dey pray make she no stop) then she
pulled out
my di-ck and stroked it then started sucking
it
ike a vacuum cleaner… slowly.
very good bad girl. haha. she would suck it
dry,
LIFE OF A CORPER EP6
DID YOU MISS EP5
Episode 6
As she grabbed my hand, I stopped sucking
and looked at her with an innocent face (like
2months old pikin wey him mama loss) as if
to say
“wetin happen na?”.
As if she read my mind, she
said “what do you think you are doing?” d--
n!
my standing di-ck just deflated and I just
slumped
beside her on the bed, no response. then she
started raining me with questions like:
“so this is how use girls and dump them
abi?”
“how many of my classmates have u slept
with?”
Episode 6
As she grabbed my hand, I stopped sucking
and looked at her with an innocent face (like
2months old pikin wey him mama loss) as if
to say
“wetin happen na?”.
As if she read my mind, she
said “what do you think you are doing?” d--
n!
my standing di-ck just deflated and I just
slumped
beside her on the bed, no response. then she
started raining me with questions like:
“so this is how use girls and dump them
abi?”
“how many of my classmates have u slept
with?”
LIFE OF A CORPER EP5
DID YOU MISS EP4
Episode 5
Ella walked in, I shut the door and she sat
on my
bed watching a naija movie I arranged for.
We
chatted for a minutes then i lay behind her
and
joined her in watching the movie. She
seemed
interested in the movie sha (no mind naija
girls
Jare, if u follow their words. and action, u no
go
succeed to Straff dem oh). My mind no even
dey d
Episode 5
Ella walked in, I shut the door and she sat
on my
bed watching a naija movie I arranged for.
We
chatted for a minutes then i lay behind her
and
joined her in watching the movie. She
seemed
interested in the movie sha (no mind naija
girls
Jare, if u follow their words. and action, u no
go
succeed to Straff dem oh). My mind no even
dey d
LIFE OF A CORPER EP4
DID YOU MISS EP3
Episode 4
I handed over the text book to Ella. She took
it to class and promised to return it. I no
know whether she really need that book, abi
she just won use style give me green light?.
I just respected myself and kept acting
normal around her. days past, I no see more
green lights again oh! Abi Ella no like me
again? God abeg oh.
Two weeks later was Valentine’s day and
behold I had so many gifts that I couldn’t
remember some girls who gave me gifts.
One girl walked into my office with a love
shaped gift with an inscription that said I
LOVE YOU and said “sir, this is a val gift
from Ella”.
Episode 4
I handed over the text book to Ella. She took
it to class and promised to return it. I no
know whether she really need that book, abi
she just won use style give me green light?.
I just respected myself and kept acting
normal around her. days past, I no see more
green lights again oh! Abi Ella no like me
again? God abeg oh.
Two weeks later was Valentine’s day and
behold I had so many gifts that I couldn’t
remember some girls who gave me gifts.
One girl walked into my office with a love
shaped gift with an inscription that said I
LOVE YOU and said “sir, this is a val gift
from Ella”.
LIFE OF A CORPER EP3
DID YOU MISS EP2
Episode 3
Omoh, as I enter d class, d girls come dey
shout like say dem see jay-z. I come shout
4 dem say make them shut up! Dem dey
mad?. Everybody come quiet and all eyes
come dey on me, I come forget wetin I plan
to talk sef. Anyhow sha, I introduced myself
and my subject.
These girls were glad to have me… and I
was glad to be here with them as the only
male copper in the school.
I be like tuface to them. As I dey teach, I
discover say most of them na confirm olodo.
Them no sabi anything but i later discover
say them intelligent 4 bed and them bad to
the bone.
Episode 3
Omoh, as I enter d class, d girls come dey
shout like say dem see jay-z. I come shout
4 dem say make them shut up! Dem dey
mad?. Everybody come quiet and all eyes
come dey on me, I come forget wetin I plan
to talk sef. Anyhow sha, I introduced myself
and my subject.
These girls were glad to have me… and I
was glad to be here with them as the only
male copper in the school.
I be like tuface to them. As I dey teach, I
discover say most of them na confirm olodo.
Them no sabi anything but i later discover
say them intelligent 4 bed and them bad to
the bone.
LIFE OF A CORPER EP2
DID YOU MISS EP1
Episode 2
I arrived the school on Monday morning
feeling fly and ready for whatever. I was
offered a table in the science lab which
would serve as my office but I refused it cuz
it was located at the junior section of the
school.
Nawa oh, wetin I dey do for Junior section
when bad girls full senior section. Abeg I
wan deal with mature girls jor. Lucky me, I
got transferred to the senior section to teach
ss1 and offered a table at an office close to
ss3 class.
Baba God, u too much!!. I walked into the
office meant for three staff and met a female
teacher who was busy and didn’t notice
when I walked in.
Episode 2
I arrived the school on Monday morning
feeling fly and ready for whatever. I was
offered a table in the science lab which
would serve as my office but I refused it cuz
it was located at the junior section of the
school.
Nawa oh, wetin I dey do for Junior section
when bad girls full senior section. Abeg I
wan deal with mature girls jor. Lucky me, I
got transferred to the senior section to teach
ss1 and offered a table at an office close to
ss3 class.
Baba God, u too much!!. I walked into the
office meant for three staff and met a female
teacher who was busy and didn’t notice
when I walked in.
LIFE OF A CORPER EP1
Episode 1
I was posted to an eastern state. Those
three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the
worst three weeks of my life. After camping,
I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was
sent to a government girls secondary school
to do my service!!! I was beyond excited
despite the location of the school.
Omoh, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I
was just happy to be a king among women
(girls sha).
Next, I and three other coppers went to the
school to sign our acceptance letter. Omoh,
the principal come say she no want any
coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls
too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this
woman won come turn my wine to water
na? Which kain devil be dis na?.
I was posted to an eastern state. Those
three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the
worst three weeks of my life. After camping,
I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was
sent to a government girls secondary school
to do my service!!! I was beyond excited
despite the location of the school.
Omoh, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I
was just happy to be a king among women
(girls sha).
Next, I and three other coppers went to the
school to sign our acceptance letter. Omoh,
the principal come say she no want any
coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls
too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this
woman won come turn my wine to water
na? Which kain devil be dis na?.
Monday 6 February 2017
That moment when a Pastor's Wife won a Beauty Contest
Sick Leave!! President Buhari Could Remain In London For 4 Months (See Details)
Buhari Extends Sick Leave, Could Remain In London For 4 More Months
According to Mr. Adesina, the president had planned to return to Abuja on Sunday evening but was advised to complete the test cycle before returning.
Assembly on Sunday, President Muhammadu Buhari expressed his desire to extend his medical leave in London in order to complete his treatment and await the results of his medical tests.
The extension of his medical leave was announced in a statement issued on Sunday by Femi Adesina, spokesperson to the president.
I Became A Robber Just To Secure My Siblings’ Future – Arrested Man Confesses
The police in Lagos have arrested a “one-chance robber”, Ajibola Alao, for allegedly dispossessing some residents of the state of valuables during robbery attacks.
The suspect, however, explained that he became a robber to secure his siblings future, stressing that he didn’t want them to end up as robbers like him.
Alao was arrested last Thursday by operatives of the Rapid Response Squad after dispossessing a resident, Asotie Benedict, of his phones and money in the Oshodi area of the state.
An RSS official said the suspect and his gang had pushed the victim out of a bus while in motion.
He said, “The suspect, in company with the driver and conductor of their operational bus, a Volkswagen bus with number plate, picked up the victim at Ladipo. He was to alight at Oshodi under bridge.
Gobe!! Ogun students embark on mass protest
•Berates Police for alleged members’ harassment
By DAYO ADESULU
The Save TASUED and Fund Education Coalition (STAFEC), a group of student organisations across the country, has embarked on mass protest Monday morning
The group yesterday said the cancellation of the mass protest earlier fixed for Monday by the ace artiste, Tuface Idibia, will not affect its mass action slated for same period in Abeokuta, against what it termed poor educational policies of Governor Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun State.
This is as the coalition has also condemned the attacks on the leadership of the various student groups involved in the planned protest allegedly by the police. According to the Acting Coordinator of the Alliance of Nigerian Students against Neoliberal Attacks (ANSA), Sanyaolu Juwon, the arrest and eventual release of the Presidents of Tai Solarin University Students’ Union and National Universities Education Students’ Association (NUESA), Sanni Ramon and Ewetola AbdulRamon respectively, by a team of policemen from Jaba Police Station, Ijebu-Ode, at the weekend, was condemnable.
By DAYO ADESULU
The Save TASUED and Fund Education Coalition (STAFEC), a group of student organisations across the country, has embarked on mass protest Monday morning
The group yesterday said the cancellation of the mass protest earlier fixed for Monday by the ace artiste, Tuface Idibia, will not affect its mass action slated for same period in Abeokuta, against what it termed poor educational policies of Governor Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun State.
This is as the coalition has also condemned the attacks on the leadership of the various student groups involved in the planned protest allegedly by the police. According to the Acting Coordinator of the Alliance of Nigerian Students against Neoliberal Attacks (ANSA), Sanyaolu Juwon, the arrest and eventual release of the Presidents of Tai Solarin University Students’ Union and National Universities Education Students’ Association (NUESA), Sanni Ramon and Ewetola AbdulRamon respectively, by a team of policemen from Jaba Police Station, Ijebu-Ode, at the weekend, was condemnable.
Shocking: How small blokos made banker lose his wife & his life to an agbero! (Must read for all men!
If you are a man and you don't want to lose your wifey to one stupid “Agbero” or sugar boy better read this true life story to the very end. This is a true life story about a 31 years old banker. He just lost his life in Agege part of Lagos State through a fight with a street Agbero.
Seyilaw at the National Stadium for nationwide protest (Photos)
Comedian Seyi Law is one of the few celebrities who has shown support
for the nationwide protest, and has been spotted at the national Stadium
where the protest is currently ongoing.
Even after 2Face announced the cancellation of the protest, Seyi Law vowed to still show up. See another photo after the cut...
Even after 2Face announced the cancellation of the protest, Seyi Law vowed to still show up. See another photo after the cut...
#IstandWithBuhari protesters at the Unity Fountain, Abuja venue of the #IStandWithNigeria protest
#IstandWithBuhari protesters at the Unity Fountain, Abuja venue of the #IStandWithNigeria protest
A large number of President Buhari's supporters converged at the Unity Fountain, Abuja where the #IStandWithNigeria protest is ongoing..
Thursday 26 January 2017
Lagos engineer sets lover, rival ablaze, poisons self (details)
File photo
A 51-year-old businessman, Ayobami Oyedutan, and his girlfriend have been killed with petrol bomb by enraged ex-lover of the woman in Ijaye area of Lagos State.
Eyewitnesses told NAN that the incident happened on Sunday at the woman’s beer parlor located at Americana Street, Jankara, Agbado-Ijaiye, Lagos State.
The woman died on the spot, while Oyedutan died on Monday at Gbagada General Hospital following severe burns inflicted on them by the suspected arsonist.
Sources told NAN that the alleged arsonist, who is now at large, was ex-lover to the late beer parlour
owner simply identified as “Mama-Corner.”
Saturday 22 October 2016
Adebimpe The Facbook Girl Season5 Ep42
Betty left my house on Sunday evening with bimpe’s wristwatch and she told she must get her own watch before she travels which I promised to get for her.
I was at work on Wednesday the following week when she called that she would be visiting me at home in the night.
I closed earlier that day after lieing to funmi that I wasn’t feeling to fine. she released me to go and gave me a sum of 5k to take care of myself and this took place right there at my desk. my colleagues started their gossips as usual and tagged me “query mama’s favourite” as usual.
I got home by 7pm and met Betty’s car at my compound, I entered and met her at home. she had picked up my spare key at the usual spot. we prepared dinner and had a shower before going to bed.
we lied on the bed and she called me.
I was at work on Wednesday the following week when she called that she would be visiting me at home in the night.
I closed earlier that day after lieing to funmi that I wasn’t feeling to fine. she released me to go and gave me a sum of 5k to take care of myself and this took place right there at my desk. my colleagues started their gossips as usual and tagged me “query mama’s favourite” as usual.
I got home by 7pm and met Betty’s car at my compound, I entered and met her at home. she had picked up my spare key at the usual spot. we prepared dinner and had a shower before going to bed.
we lied on the bed and she called me.
Adebimpe The Facbook Girl Season5 Ep41
When I was through with segun’s call, I checked the balance on the phone and it was around 18naira, I purchased another airtime worth of N100 naira to call bimpe.
I checked my phone and saw her contact and then dialled it in the vendor’s phone. It rang for a while before she finally picked it.
ME: hello bimpe,
BIMPE: *****silent*****
ME: hello oooooooo
BIMPE: hi onihaxy, how are you?.
ME: I’m fine. why aren’t you talking before?
I checked my phone and saw her contact and then dialled it in the vendor’s phone. It rang for a while before she finally picked it.
ME: hello bimpe,
BIMPE: *****silent*****
ME: hello oooooooo
BIMPE: hi onihaxy, how are you?.
ME: I’m fine. why aren’t you talking before?
Friday 21 October 2016
Adebimpe The Facbook Girl Season5 Ep40
Chaiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!.
“She had caught me red handed”
“What do I do now?”
“Should I tell her the whole truth?”
“How do I explain how the wristwatch got to my room?”
” hope it’s not the beginning of the end for Betty and I?”.
My brain went blank and I couldn’t think of a possible solution. I couldn’t reply Betty anymore on bbm and I couldn’t make calls because I don’t even know what to say or type.
“She had caught me red handed”
“What do I do now?”
“Should I tell her the whole truth?”
“How do I explain how the wristwatch got to my room?”
” hope it’s not the beginning of the end for Betty and I?”.
My brain went blank and I couldn’t think of a possible solution. I couldn’t reply Betty anymore on bbm and I couldn’t make calls because I don’t even know what to say or type.
Adebimpe The Facbook Girl Season5 Ep39
I woke up the next morning around 10am and noticed that Betty was still sleeping. I stood up from the bed and went to the bathroom to have my bath and brush my teeth.
on returning to the room, Betty was already awake.
BETTY: baby good morning.
ME: good morning dear
BETTY: don’t tell me you are already going out oo
ME: ***walked closer to the wardrobe to pick cloths**** yes dear. I told you we were told to come very early.
on returning to the room, Betty was already awake.
BETTY: baby good morning.
ME: good morning dear
BETTY: don’t tell me you are already going out oo
ME: ***walked closer to the wardrobe to pick cloths**** yes dear. I told you we were told to come very early.
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